everything in my store is on lockdown. we have locks on the locks.
me: which one did you need?
her: well, i don't know... this one is for the marijuana? (holds up marijuana drug test)
her: oh, but this one checks for marijuana and a whole bunch of other things.
me: yeah, but it costs more.
her: hmmm, well. what do - no that's an inappropriate question.
her: okay, if someone thought they had ingested some marijuana what do you think the likelihood is that it was laced with something?
me: they don't make weed like that anymore.
her: alright, i'll take two marijuana tests. I can return the second if it's not opened right?
i'm not sure if she knew i was blazed.
sometimes i wonder how people don't notice.
especially in the morning.